Is this man really mad?

Well its a beautiful day for february in the east, but its that time of year again when your benifits get renewed and you go for your yearly check up. I have been seeing the same denist for years and i swear he has a job on the side acting in one of those bella lugosi movies. You walk into his office and his nurse calls you in and takes x-rays then tells you he will be right with you. After a couple 0f minutes after he runs up and down the hallway a hundred times he enters. And the greeting is always the same, How you Doinnnng? with his little sinester howl to it. You swear he is going to strap you down and attach some kind of electrodes to your forehead and jolt you with a million volts of electricity. Then you wake up and you have no teeth but, fangs and a couple of bolts sticking out of your head. But it usually the same thing that he always says, yep its time for a cleaning and after that its always you need drilling and filling. I don't know that its just because of my age but, i always do everything he tells me to do. Brush, floss, brush my tongue, stay away from candy and hard stuff but there always drilling to be done. Well until i can find another denist that my insurance covers i will always be making the trek up to place where the mad denist resides. Peace, Love and Happiness